Da heute nichts weiter passiert ist, werde ich dieses Special meinen verehrten Freunden widmen.


banger: a sausage
chrissy: Christmas
chrissy present: Christmas present
dag: a humorous person
drop your gear: get undressed
fancy: to like somebody
fuckwit: idiot
get off the grass: disbelief; similar to "Stop pulling my leg"
good on ya, mate!: congratulations; well done
greasies: fish and chips
half pie: poor performed
hosing down: raining heavily
kick the bucket: die
my arse is a red cabbage: confidence; "If he can do that, my arse is a red cabbage"
other side: Australia
picker: person who gives up when it's too difficult
piss awful: very unpleasant
piss easy: very easy
piss around: waste time
pissed: drunk
quite nice: If you want to be polite and you have no idea how to answer
rattle your dags: hurry up
root: to have sex
scull: drink beer very quickly
shitheap: utter mess; "Your bed room is a shitheap"
sicky: take a day off because off being sick
strapped for cash: low funds / money
super loo: large automatic public toilett
suss: figure out; "I've sussed it"
ta: thanks
tata: goodbye
tea: dinner
tiki tour: journey with no particular destination
tin arse: lucky person
two-thirds of five-eights of fuck all: very little
wouldn't know shit from clay: naive person
yack: conversation between friends
you make a better door than a window: said to s.b who is in the way
you think you're flowerpot because you've got a hole in your bum: love yourself


Zur Verdeutlichung hier einige Beispiele:


I can't imagine how it will be if we all drop our gear and go to the nude beach.

I wished that Felix sometimes would just get off the grass. :P

My performance at the Bowling was a real half pie.

My arse is a cabbage if Monsieur will get a job in New Zealand.

I shouldn't be a picker and just try to do the CAE test.

The Waitakere experience must have been piss awful for Marlene.

I think it will be piss easy for Katharina to do the Marathon.

Monsieur shouldn't piss around and look finally for a job.

I think on Thursday everybody is going to be totally pissed.

Rattle your dags Monsieur and give me the recipe for the Crèpes.

I can't wait to scull another pitcher together with Felix in the Degreebar.

I think everybody, except Monsieur is likely to be strapped for cash.

Felix is such a tin-arse.

At first we had two-thirds of five-eights of fuck all of an idea what to buy Marlene for her Birthday...

I really looking forward having a nice yack with Felix, Marlene, Katharina and Monsieur.

Katharina, don't look always into the mirror. You think you're a flowerpot because you've got a hole in your bum?


Das Letzte ist natürlich nicht ernst gemeint, Katharina :P. Ich weiß, dass du dich sicher bitter dafür rächen wirst ;)